Black Humor

1.The word good has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man
Chesterton
2."The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
George Bernard Shaw
3.The worst part of winning a rat race is not that you win, but the fact that you're still a rat.
4."It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues."
Abraham Lincoln
5.Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.
6.Memorize quotes. They're useful in ending and winning arguments. Then again, so are semi-automatic weapons.
Tony Detharidg
7.Everybody has the right to be stupid, but some people abuse this right.
Stalin